Prologue 4[]
- Now we've got you, you slippery little chess pieces!
- What do you mean, Zephyr? This is Square Garden's...
- Hold on, what is this place? It feels familiar somehow.
- Kite, is that seriously you? But, if you're here, then...
- Who are you calling old, you little porcupine?
- I don't get it. We were just chasing them. How'd we end up falling into a game world again?
- Yeugh, what's that scaly menace?
- For serious? She was just behind us a moment ago... Crudbuckets. Hope we didn't get seperated.
- Ohh, Leanne baby! We've been waiting for you! C'mon, join us!
- I knew makeup could transform a woman... But this is truly fertile soil!
- Don't be an idiot. If a beautiful woman appears, you gotta go on instinct.
- Well, look at that. I don't know your name, but you know mine! Ol' Vashy's still got it.
- This must be Alisa's big sister. With a pair of sisters like that, I could start a hell of a hostess club...
- Hm? Who might you be?
- Actually, after serious consideration, Zephyr and I have decided to accept this fine young woman as our new Leanne!
- Except maybe the ones that look particularly rewarding.
- And now it's way in our past, too boot. I still don't get why this is even happening.
- Alisa, just in case we do meet again, keep gettin' prettier, you hear?
Chapter 14[]
- Don't ask me. What matters is, we're here now.
- The game world of the past Earth, you mean? It sort of has that vibe here, it's true.
- You can reminisce some other time, Leanne. Right now we need to figure out how to get back.
- I tried seeing if I could get inside, but everything's locked down tight.
- You don't think I tried that?
- We can cross that bridge when we come to it Being a good PMF is all about improvising.
- That round creature near the device looks suspicious. Maybe it's protecting it?
- Fine. All right, Team Vashyron, let's do this!
- I was right! Good job, me.
- The heck? Who are all those people?
- We're a PMF--Private Military Firm!
- Hey! Chun-Li! You're ruining my good name here!
- That said! Given the fresh bunker busters on display, I'll be on my best behavior!
- You're lost, too? Great. Now what do we do?
- Don't you worry about Team Vashyron. We've always gotten by with just the three of us.
- What did you people do?
- Yeah, we lucked out.
- You know about them?
- In that case, we'll come with you. Once we get back there, we'll show you around.
Chapter 15[]
- Yeah, when we first came to Mac Anu. That was during Kite's native time, though.
- Hey! Monsters from Basel!
- Hold it, Bunker Busters. What good would it do if you got infected too?
- The monsters from Basel were also completely under its control.
- That's our Aura! It's always the cute ones who catch on quickest.
Chapter 16[]
- Sure, I'm up for a little sightseeing. If anything weird happens, we'll come right back.
Chapter 17[]
- Yoohooooo, Aliiisaaaaa!
- What? You mean you did this?
- Whooooaa! C-Come to papa!
- Maybe his Psycho Flower thing is controlling Miss Birthday-Suit Bunker-Busters here, too?
- You could tell they were up to something. The gold chains here are proof of that.
Chapter 18[]
- Take a look for yourself. IT's visible on the monitors, or you can just glance out the window.
- He says he wants to take over the building... So why does it look like he's biding his time?
- Here they come. Looks like everyone's fired up on both sides.
- Aww, c'mon, quit making more work for us! That's just tacky.
Chapter 19[]
- *sigh* Enemies over there, enemies over here, allies who want to murder each other. Good times.
- Backwards? So instead of un-summoning those things, you brought us a naked girl instead? This. This I endorse.
- Heh... Count yourselves lucky, ladies. You're about to get a ride on the Trusty Magnum!
- Hmm, crammed shoulder-to-shoulder with a gaggle of pretty young women... This is sounding better and better every minute.
Chapter 20[]
- Helllp! Save ussss...
- Hey, what... What's going on... It's all... going dark...
- Everyone... Thanks... for everything... Victor... I'll see you soon...
- Oogh...
- Hell no, we're not! Do you have any idea what I went through in there?!
- The man-sweat! I can still smell it! *shiver* All I wanted was some luscious ripe cantaloupes to squish up against!
- Soft, rolling fields of fertile soil, waiting to be tilled by my capable hands...
Chapter 21[]
- Great timing, Segata. Think you can help us out?
- Do you know where this place is?
Chapter 22[]
- So she's your type, huh? Well, whatever frosts your cupcake, I guess.
- Looks like the actors are all lined up. Wish the stage weren't so cramped, though.
Chapter 23[]
- Whoa, that's some wind. Make sure you all don't blown away!
- In that case, I think it's time for our own experts to handle things. You ready, folks?
- I don't see the Dragonturtle anywhere.
- That's right! Let's just savor the memories of what we saw!
Chapter 24[]
- Yup. No question about it.
- How many worlds do you think look like this? Even I know it's weird, and I'm FROM there.
- Hmm... Square Garden ought to do the trick.
- Pure gold and silver? Hmm... Wait a second. I bet I know who could help us with that.
- Well, as we say around here, when you're in a pinch, the Cardinals are here to help!
- Not all of them. There's one Cardinal in particular who handles material like that.
- You know of anyone else?
- He's just a tad... eccentric. The main problem is getting an audience with him the first place.
- Ah, but we've got an ace up our sleeve! An ace, in the form of sweet little Leanne!
- Because he LIKES you, that's why. Here, I'll let you pick who to bring with you.
- All right! Go to it!
Chapter 25[]
- Funny... Last time, we managed to plunge straight into Kite and Haseo's world without even meaning to.
- Hoooold on a minute. Don't you want to find out more about those "shards" they were talking about?
- We're gonna have to fight either way... But while there's still time, I got an idea. Zephyr, give me a hand.
- It was Square Garden that made me think of it. We'll make them GIVE us those "shards"... As a present.
- It's our only way out of the fix we're in!
- We've got to yank those shards out of their greedy hooves.
- Stop whining and get suited up! C'mon!
- Merrrrrry Christmas!
- Sir. Sir!
- Don't tell me you've forgotten! We're with the Phantoms of Paris! I'm, uh... Dasheron, the Reindeer Phantom!
- Oh, we, uh, we were just resurrected recently! R-Right, Blitzeph?
- Ahh-hahahah, Blitzeph, always the jokester of the team! Now be a good reindeer and shut up for a bit.
- Yes, Ciseaux... Uh, sir. We're dreadfully sorry, but we weren't able to locate any shards.
- That's why... We were hoping you'd at least let us be e ones to transport our haul over to our fine friends at Ouma.
- And then, while we're doing that... You can focus on blowing up those Shinra jerks' stupid car!
- Boy, there certainly are a lot of them! ...What exactly were these for, again?
- (Damn... So close.)
- Oh, right, sorry about that! We'll, uh, we'll just be on our way now!
- Lemme just fill up this box, and...
- Watch and learn.
- Oh, elf-turds! I slipped!
- No, it's OK! ...Because that was my plan all along!
- Afraid not, hay-muncher! C'mon out, everybody! It's time to open your presents!
- So if the golden chains are gone, and things are now back to how they were before...
Chapter 26[]
- Hm? The topography looks... different from the last time we were here.
- Well, this is technically part of The World, right? Makes sense we'd bump into him.
Chapter 27[]
- Hey, it's Pony Baloney! So Ouma's tracked the chains this far, too.
- Huh. That skull-faced dude was working with Ouma, so I suppose we should've expected this guy, too.
Chapter 28[]
- Whoever they are, they're no just gonna open the door and let us in. Get ready for a fight.
- Waiting for us? So you let us in on purpose?
- Wow, look at that trust level surge! You're a master, Ogami.
Chapter 29[]
- The chicks seem to dig the bike-pedaling exercise one. They're all lined up taking turns.
- Wow, Princess, you're really fired up about this.
- And so many of them... Bison's sure not messing around. Looks like Shadaloo's serious about this.
Chapter 30[]
- Yes. YES!
- You're clearly up to something. Spill the beans, numbnuts.
Chapter 31[]
- Seriously? He just... came right out and said it! And look at that smirk! This kid's a demented genius!
- Yowza! Finally, some fertile soil!
- Sensei! Does that mean we can look forward to... entertainment?!
Chapter 32[]
- S-Special course?! Senseeeiii!
- Haseo! I won't have you speaking ill of fair Otohime!
- Well, we should be able to hit those guys from here. Let's shoot 'em down and get that gondola lowered.
- That was an awfully short job.
Chapter 33[]
- Besides, the more time we spend sidetracked, the farther away Kamuz gets.
Chapter 34[]
- Warrior-babes! The best!
- All right, area secure... Wait, what's that? It looks like a sea of...
- We're fine! But we ran into some enemies!
- Looks like even the beginners can handle this. OK, next up, the ladies!
- Tri-Edge's target is Zero? Does that mean he's working with AIDA after all?
- You think defeating him pulled the AIDA out of you? But why would that happen?
Chapter 35[]
- They ran off to find their buddies and catch up on what's been happening here while they were gone.
Chapter 36[]
- What? Is this... a place for mixed bathing?!
- Sounds like you've been busy laying all the right groundwork. Well, props to you, buddy. Do you know that word? Props?
- Ooh! Go on, go on!
- I am! I am!
- Gentlemen, every one of us.
Chapter 37[]
- Come on, really? You all are just gonna stand around here?
- Just look at our situation! Doesn't it make your very blood boil?
- Even if we were spotted... You know they can't have taken their weapons into the water.
- Well? Whaddaya say, sensei?
- At last, the time has come! Everyone, follow Commander Ogami's lead!
- We tried... But suddenly it was all, "Kikoken!" "Summoned Beasts!" "Final Cross!"
- No problem! Glad to help!
- No way! I don't have a death wish!
- (On the circle. There is no English playthrough on Youtube where they are used here.)
- Great, more monsters?
- Phew. Glad we don't have to worry about that thing anymore.
- Every industry is like that.
Chapter 39[]
- Didn't our buddies at Ouma say they'd finished their "salvage" crap back at the hot springs?
- Oh, for cryin' out loud... Fine, do your dance or whatever. We're actually busy over here with this dimensional crap.
- What world did you pop in from? You pick the worst times, you know that, buck-tooth?
- Aha, let me guess... You got your twisted ideas from Ouma's bosom bunny back at Marvel Land!
- You sure you didn't screw up? Press the "Warp To Sexy" button instead? 'Cause that'd be me.
- Hey, babe, you can show me the skin ON your back if you like... Or anywhere else.
Chapter 40[]
- There were holes opening up in walls, in the ground... Big ones, kinda like that one over there.
Chapter 41[]
- You screwed up big time, bunny-girl! Get her!
Final Chapter[]
- So that's why they still can't make a move, even with everything in place.
- Guess their cowardly stalling paid off after all. Great, just great...
- Great! Then we can get back to Basel via The World.
- A great big world out there, but we're heading back to our tiny little one, huh?
- Ah well, as long as I've got my guns and my bullets, I'll be fine.
Epilogue[]
- Har-de-har-har. I'll have you know we're working here! The PMF was asked to help out!