This is a list of quotes for the solo character Segata Sanshiro. Like the other solo characters, he has a unique pre-battle dialog with all the paired characters and additionally, around six post-battle dialogs with select paired characters.
Akira Yuki & Kage-MaruEdit
- Segata: You're ten years too early! Nnnngah!
Akira: Segata Sanshiro! You say it AFTER you win!
Kage-Maru: This man... He is not constrained by time!
- Segata: Yes! I dub thee.. The Virtua Fighters!
Akira: Huh? You think we're imitation fighters, Segata? That's not nice.
Kage-Maru: Perhaps, but... Something about the name is sort of catchy.
Chris Redfield & Jill ValentineEdit
- Segata: You call that a Genesis? Does it even have Blast Processing?!
Jill: What? O-Of course! I think. Chris, it does Blast Processing, right?
Chris: ...Maybe? Jill, do you have the manual?
Chrom & LucinaEdit
- Segata: Chrom! The only true way to play is Classic Mode!
Chrom: Wh-What on earth? This man's intense aura is practically overpowering me!
Lucina: Something tells me we'd better avoid defeat at all costs...
Chun-Li & Ling XiaoyuEdit
- Xiaoyu: I've got to save up money in order to build Xiaoyu Land!
Segata: I'll lend my aid, Xiaoyu! Together we can truly make it Sanshiro Land!
Chun-Li: Xiaoyu, you're gonna get your dream hijacked again!
Ciel Alencon & Nana KouzukiEdit
- Segata: Young women! To what do you devote your lives most?
Ciel: Well, I do research in bullets editing.
Nana: And I'm trying to make the Oden sandwich a lunchtime staple!
Dante & VergilEdit
- Vergil: Segata Sanshiro... I'm not sure I trust you.
Segata: Segata Game Chart! Category: Style. FULL POINTS!
Dante: He may be weird, Vergil... But he gets it.
Demitri Maximoff & Morrigan AenslandEdit
- Demitri: I am a true denizen of the night... A vampire!
Morrigan: Oh, we're being spooky? I'm a succubus who preys on dreams, I guess.
Segata: These people aren't human!
Ichiro Ogami & Erica FontaineEdit
- Segata: Ichiro Ogami! Don't you dare make Sakura cry!
Erica: And you better not make Erica here cry, either!
Ichiro: Uhh... O-OK... Oh look! The battle's starting!
- Segata: The sakura flower blooms, then fades away. So go the sakura wars...
Erica: Come! A dramatic adventure awaits!
Ichiro: Are we doing a victory pose or an advertisement?
Jin Kazama & Kazuya MishimaEdit
- Segata: Harada-san! You and your team have made fantastic games! Well done!
Kazuya: Will this crazy man ever shut up? Who's he even talking about?
Jin: Odd. Why does that name sound familiar?
Kazuma Kiryu & Goro MajimaEdit
- Segata: We're not so different, you and I! Each of us is the master of his realm!
Kiryu: Segata, the only thing you're the master of is a bunch of video games.
Majima: Hey, the media says those games'll lead kids to a life of crime, so I'm all for it.
- Segata: Segata Game Chart! Category: Yakuza. FULL POINTS!
Kiryu: I've washed my hands of that world, Segata.
Majima: Suuure you have. You know everyone's waiting for you, Kaz.
Kite & HaseoEdit
- Segata: Connecting to the world of the internet? Hah! The Sega Saturn did that ages ago!
Haseo: Ugh, There he goes, bringing that old thing up again...
Kite: I don't know if you'd call dial-up "access" these days, really.
KOS-MOS & FioraEdit
- Segata: The Xeno-duo themeselves! It's the Sega-Blade Bladesaga!
KOS-MOS: This man is touched. I wish I could see the world the way he does.
Fiora: Oh? You might be able to with Monado, actually.
Reiji Arisu & XiaomuEdit
- Xiaomu: Dreams, Fun, and Inspiration are the Engine of Happiness!
Segata: And you can't have dreams without NiGHTs! Sega Saturn!
Reiji: It always goes back to the Saturn for you, doesn't it?
Ryu and Ken MastersEdit
- Ryu: So, in mastering a path, you come to truly know yourself?
Segata: Yes, Ryu! Master the path of play! You must play the Sega Saturn!
Ken: Wait, is that your idea of traning?
Sakura Shinguji & Gemini SunriseEdit
- Segata: Saaaakuraaaa! Saaaakuraaaa!
Sakura: Hee hee! Right over her, Seeegataaaa! Hee hee...
Gemini: Oh my goodness, get back here, you two!
- Segata: Let your blood hum with the song of love, young woman!
Sakura: My blood's always humming! Same with Ichiro, I'm sure!
Gemini: Me, too! With Shinjiro, I mean!
Strider Hiryu & HotsumaEdit
- Segata: Only a true heart can cut through evil! That is the way of the shinobi!
Hiryu: You think so?
Hotsuma: I can see the wisdom in that.
- Segata: Hiryu! Are you prepared to make the entire world your enemy?
Hotsuma: I wonder sometimes.
Hiryu: I don't care. If that's my mission, so be it.
X & ZeroEdit
- Segata: X! Zero! Are you Mega-men or Rock-men?
Zero: What are you babbling on about, Segata? We've got a battle to fight.
X: I certainly have no idea what he's referring to.
Yuri Lowell & Flynn ScifoEdit
- Segata: Yes! You are the RPG to enforce Justice!
Yuri: If a part is infected, you cut it off before it infects the whole!
Flynn: Wh-What're you talking about, Yuri?
Zephyr & VashyronEdit
- Vashyron: Sorry, but it's time for me to pull the trigger.
Segata: Yes! Fire away until your fingers are gnarled and useless!
Zephyr: Whoa, maybe not that much!
- Segata: A ballet of gunfire makes the sweetest music, but one must first acquire the taste for it!
Zephyr: Huh? What're you talking about, Segata?
Vashyron: He means, once you get used to it, there's nothing quite as fun!
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