Prologue 3[]
- Eyaahh! What the heck?! This is messed up!
- Well, THAT was wiggy. What on earth is that hole?
- Ground and walls here made of stone... Where am I? And who are you?
- (Something's not right. Master said a shinobi should not reveal her name lightly...)
- Hey, who asked you, sister?! Like you guys are any ones to talk!
- Wait, are you all supposed to be ninja? What are you doing here? Who do you serve?
- Holy rice-cakes, why do ninja always gotta be such a drag?! Not that Master was any different, really.
- Ugh! I'm Natsu of the Fu-Ma clan, trained in Musoh-Battoh-Ryu fighting style! Happy now?!
- The past? You OK, mister? I came from this morning, just like you.
- Whoa, whoa, is anyone gonna talk in a language I can understand?
- Hold on. Someone from Fu-Ma Village, who knows the ways of Musoh-Battoh-Ryu, who's not me...
- (Wait?! Could he mean...?!)
- Your name's Hiryu, right? Tell me everything you know about that woman!
- My master went missing, and I'm looking for her!
- So I missed her... Crap.
- So, lemme guess, you all warped here through time too? How do we get back, then?
- You don't know how?! Are you fricking SERIOUS?!
- Come on, you nutballs! How'm I gonna know what's going on if you won't TALK to me?!
- You seriously don't know the way back? Are you incompetent or just stubborn?!
- C'mon! You just jump back in, right? What are you waiting for?!
- Argh, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sick of it!
- Oh good! FINALLY someone who looks like a proper ninja.
- You know, that sounds an awful lot like something my master mentioned happened to her...
- So does that mean right now the hole is connected to Hiryu's era?
- Then let's quit dawdling and finish 'em off while it's still connected!
- I guess? I'm not really understanding all of this, but... Well, whatever happens, happens.
- Oh, crap, that's right! I was gonna talk to Hiryu about something!
- I need to ask more about that shinobi from Fu-Ma Village he said he met.
- Right! I'm outta here too. See ya!
- Hiryu! Wait for me!
Chapter 4[]
- There you are, Hiryu! Tell me more about Master Taki!
- Oh cool, it's Hotsuma. Were you following Hiryu too?
- Hibana seems to have deserted us, though.
- Nice, you're both a giant douche AND completely right. What the heck is going on here?
- (Then do these folks know Master Taki too?!)
- You got it, sister! I'm DTC--Down to Chop!
- Ooooh, she your GIRL-friend?
- Hey, Hotsuma... He kinda looks like you. Don't you think?
- Should we go after it, Hotsuma?
- Right, be a huge douchenozzle, that'll get her to listen to you.
- I don't even know how WE got there.
Chapter 5[]
- Bye, Doc! Too bad, though, I kind wanted to see you feed the dragonturtle!
- Daaang! What is that? What's going on?
- And there's some women, and... A bull and a horse? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say monsters.
- It's BONKERS huge!
- If you're going dimension-hopping, then count me in, too! I want to walk the same path as my master!
- You'll come too, right, Hiryu?
Chapter 6[]
- Is this iron-bird-thingie gonna be able to catch up to him?
- Hey! Guys, come quick!
- You know her? Care to enlighten the rest of us?
- Special distortion? What's that, KOS-MOS?
- Wait, for reals? How many more are there?!
- Wow, OK, cool. I'll file you under "super-twisted".
- Sweet, it's free sample day! Lay it on us.
Chapter 7[]
- Really? Just like that? What's the catch?
- Ugh, I think I'm gonna hurl. I want my reality back.
- Humans? No, wait, they're demons!
- Oh, huh. Yeah, you'd need to birdify it to get out of that one.
- We ain't plannin' to give up here.
Chapter 8[]
- Like heck you are, Hiryu! C'mon, we ninja gotta stick together! It's the law!
- Ak-Sess to the Sis-Tem? I don't get all your magician mumbo-jumbo, but as long as it works, I'm all for it!
- Are they fighting?
- Uh... I'm, like, down with parties and all, but... Random much?
- Yay! I mean, oh no! I mean, I have no idea what you said!
Chapter 9[]
- For reals!
- Ewgh, nasty! It's like the shogun of Corpselandia or something.
- Totally! We better get our butts in gear and check it out!
Chapter 10[]
- So this whole thing was a ginormous waste? Bleeeaugh.
- Oh right, that place with the summoning gate thingie where we met Ms. Aty.
- Wait, I can't tell who the bad guys are anymore.
- A shiny naked chick! NICE.
- Huh? Kage Maru, what are you doing here?
- I'm not even sure how to process that.
- Hold it! Guys, something's way wiggy!
- That's right, wasn't there the other one too?
Chapter 11[]
- Oh geez, ghost ship is right. So what, we just stand around and wait?
Chapter 12[]
- Lemme guess. We're all gettin' medieval.
- Seriously. Also, guys, is it just me, or does this castle have a serious case of the moody-glooms?
- Prattles on a lot more than the other guy, that's for sure.
- Don't worry about it. I came from even way longer ago. It's cool.
Chapter 13[]
- Absorbed? Eww, you mean, into the meat?!
- Say, Ms. Aty, this could be your chance to bust outta here.
- Do you think we need to set some bait for her?
Chapter 14[]
- Wait, what? Teethwise?
- Hm? Hey, what is that?
- Oh yeah, totally not shady. You sure we can trust them?
Chapter 15[]
- Is that your twin? I'm guessing he's the evil one. His eyes seriously creep me out.
- Huh? What do you mean, YOUR Skeith?
- Zephyr! Ever heard of a little thing called tact?!
Chapter 16[]
- I know I'm not from your time period... But I'm guessing this kind of thing isn't too normal.
- Huh? The Key of Igg Nishun?
- Squash 'em all, and it's a moot point! C'mon, guys!
- Well, at least we chased it away.
- I can't tell how I'm supposed to eat it. From the end?
Chapter 17[]
- Wow, that's actually pretty mature.
Chapter 18[]
- Whoa! We're... We're birds!
- Please. Dude was already dead for 10 years when I was a baby. Ancient history.
- What, they've got even MORE psychos to throw at us?
Chapter 19[]
- Weird. Anyone else feel like a whole barrel of gunpowder's about to go off, somehow?
- Hm? Check it out, bunny-girl's hopping mad! Ya think it's the truth?
- Maybe we oughta check out the city a little more? I'm still feeling some creepy magic hoody-doo goin' on here.
Chapter 20[]
- We flew here in a cannonball, basically.
- Well, we're gonna seal up that gate one way or another. If your stank ass gets in the way, we'll seal you up too!
- Aha, so that's why we packed one of these things full of men.
Chapter 21[]
- Are those cherry blossoms? Swag.
Chapter 22[]
- Preach it, sister!
- Sheesh... Good guys, bad guys, it's all the same to you, isn't it!
Chapter 23[]
- What I wanna know is, how does a huge hunk of iron stay floating in the sky anyway? Magic?
- Huh? Hibana? Hibana, it's you!
- Wait up, Hiryu! Holy crap, I can't believe I'm doing this! Here I go!
- Oh. Ewww.
Chapter 24[]
- I'm cool with it, sure, but... What's the deal, exactly?
- You OK there, Leanne? You've been kinda grouchy this whole time.
- Uh... Well, she's silver, all right!
- First gold chains, now gold statues? What gives? I thought you guys only wanted to get at the chains.
- Yeah. Let's kick some ass, grab the shinies we need, and hurry to meet back with them!
- We haven't seen that metal-skull dude in a while. Ya think he's got something to do with this?
Chapter 26[]
- Oh no! Day over the flow in an energy space! ...Is that bad? Your dumb future is confusing.
- Musoh-Battoh-Ryu! You... You wouldn't be talking about my master, would you?
- Master... I promise I'll make you proud!
Chapter 27[]
- Nobunaga, huh? I always kinda wanted to meet him... But not like this.
- Dance troupe? Wait, that's gotta be the Rhythm Rogues!
Chapter 28[]
- Sheesh, this trap is just getting more and more ratchet. Anyone wanna just cut out losses and get outta here?
- Aww, not you too! Will you, like, stop doing business with our mortal enemies already?!
- That clinches it, then. Ouma's there.
Chapter 29[]
- So, what? You here to finish the job or something?
- This is totes dangerous, guys! Their bodies aren't equipped to handle this much evil energy!
Chapter 30[]
- And, like, there IS air there, right? 'Cause if there isn't.. No offense, guys, but I'm out.
- Huh? OK, now you're just being weird. Are we not in the middle of a battle?
Chapter 31[]
- A genius? More like your typical perved-out gross little kid, if you ask me.
- The hell's your problem? I'm well on my way to getting as big as my master! Just need more time, is all!
Chapter 32[]
- Yeah, I used to think you had a total stick up your butt, Flynn... But you know what? You're all right!
- Then what? This is the place we wanted, right? 'Cause if so, we oughta get a move on.
- "Cutie"? Yeah, cute as gangrene.
Chapter 33[]
- Ooh! Dang, I didn't even know that was an option! Now I'm sad-ninja.
Chapter 34[]
- Either that, or a blacksmith or whatever who can dismantle them.
- Seriously? Chill, guys, there's like a moving-platform thingie. What's gotten into you?
- Besides, he's, like, made of metal, isn't he? What does HE care if he falls?
- Yeah, walking on spikes? Screw that. But are we gonna be able to land?
- Gaaahh, why didn't you tell us that sooner?! We could have landed right smack in the middle of it!
- We do, actually. Had some virus trouble of our own over there. At least we're all OK.
Chapter 36[]
- For real?! Eww, I'm not sharing bathwater with dead people!
- Forget that! Let's get 'em while they're all, like, waterlogged and stuff!
- The world turning upside down? What's she going on about?
- Awesome! No soupy nothin' after all!
Chapter 37[]
- You got it! I just got out of the bath--I'll be damned if I'm letting my skin dry out now!
- Whoa! The Dragonturtle Mk. I! You really did summon it here!
- Screw that, I'm raiding the icebox! Someone show me how to make those "nachos" again in the magic beepy-oven.
Chapter 38[]
- We better punch it up, then. I'm starting to think they don't give a crap how much damage they cause.
- There is? Who did it? Where are they taking it?! WHY are they taking it?!
- Whoops. He, uh, exploded.
- Go on and kick ol' butt-chin's butt for us!
- Aagh! Demonic energy?! Guys, something's coming this way!
- Oh, we'll show 'em dreadful! C'mon, let's give Ouma the epic beatdown they deserve!
Chapter 41[]
- Sheesh. Given how dangerous that thing is you're handling, you're awfully relaxed.
Final Chapter[]
- You called it the "Centipex"? Is that the name of this island?
- What do you mean? You two know this thing?
- I got to travel the same path as my master... That's pretty darn cool.
- All right, I'd better get back to searching for her. This rocked, guys! See you around.
Epilogue[]
- The Shinobi unit? OK, so?
- Wow, I guess we're seriously talking about this. Hibana, you got any interest in joining?
- And even if you do have to, it's not like it'll kill you! Probably.